Dear Sharon:
I suddenly find myself without the job I have had for 45 years.
The bastards didn’t even send me a pink slip, let alone one of those lovely rejection letters.
Can I come hang out with you?
Love,
Jerry Lewis
Thank you for visiting my blog.
I’m very sorry to hear about your unceremonious unemployment.
Jerks!
Today I’m going to the mall to return some Club Monaco black dress pants that don’t fit. Serves me right for not trying them on before I am bought them.
After that, we can eat cookie dough until you feel better, dance it off, write the telethon an angry letter that we’ll burn in my BBQ and then we’ll get your resume updated. You can sleep over.
You are an amazingly talented man, this was the telethon’s loss.
I’d be honoured to hang with you, buddy.
Sincerely,
Sharon
Hyperactive Inefficiency 
k8edid
August 21, 2011
Sweet!
Sharon
August 21, 2011
😉
Domestic Goddess in Training
August 24, 2011
Wow, is this real?
Sharon
August 24, 2011
Yes! I did not make that up. A subscriber sent it. Her name is not Jerry Lewis. But the link about Jerry’s telethon is real. I’d be happy to answer any questions you may have, too!
LKD
August 28, 2011
Hi Sharon,
Thank you for my thousandth blog comment, something I noticed after you posted it. Lucky person.
Can we hang out?
And perhaps drink lots of gin?
Lorna
P.S. If you ever visit Scotland, I’m a good tour-guide. I’m bad at directions, though. It’s part of my charm. Someone else can be in charge of the map.
Sharon
August 28, 2011
Wow! You are very welcome. I do feel lucky! I think I’ll treat myself to brunch at a local restaurant down the street and order a gin and tonic in your honour! I’ve never been to Scotland but when I do make it over, I’ll see what I can do about the map, you charming girl.
LKD
August 28, 2011
Yay! Cheers. 🙂
liquorstorebear
December 7, 2011
And I will bring the gin! You need a bearrr if you’re going to Scotland.
Sharon
December 7, 2011
Done and done.